RANDOM THOUGHTS Thread

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Was J. K. Rowling once otherwise known as Limp Bizkit?

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Poor little Evey, satan certainly knew how to pull her strings..:slight_smile:

SATAN - “Hmm, that apple looks yummy..”
EVE - “I’m not supposed to touch it”
SATAN - “Don’t be daft, if you don’t have it Adam will, and then laugh at you for being a dumb little girly, you know how men are”
EVE - “I’m forbidden to have it”
SATAN - “Hmm…Your skin looks a bit dry, fresh fruit would work wonders for your complexion”
EVE - “Leave me alone!”
SATAN - “It’ll just rot if left on the tree, what a waste..”
EVE - “Shut up”
SATAN - “Apples are good for teeth, you don’t want yours to turn black do you?”
EVE - “Oh be quiet!”
SATAN - “You’ll get scurvy without vitamin C and your gums will puff up like a boxers gumshield”..
EVE - “Clam up!”
SATAN - “Okay okay, scuse me for breathing, none of my business if you want to end up looking like a cross between Mike Tyson and Ugly Betty”..
EVE - “Hmm okay, I’d better eat it, but don’t tell anyone”
SATAN - “Sure, sure, you can trust me”..

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Is it true that you believe Adam/Eve weren’t really real?

Romeo Fabulini

The Adam/Eve thing is just a pretty little story so don’t get too hooked on it.
The two of them might simply have stood for ALL the early cave people who Satan was trying to bully.

I just figure you’d be the guy to ask since you said,

Romeo Fabulini

I’m NEVER wrong, and my Bible knowledge is SECOND TO NONE

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Hey Rocky, do you think you can whup Ripcord in debates?

*“It don’t matter if Ripcord busts my head and I lose, I just wanna go the 10 rounds with him, nobody’s ever gone the distance against him, so if I’m still standing at the end i’ll know i ain’t just another bum from the neighbourhood”

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lol you could only manage 2 rounds in the thread where you lied about biden giving Iran permission to build nukes. And how many rounds on your “vigilante rap” did you manage, 5 or thereabouts?

Can I ask how you got on with this,

Romeo Fabulini.

I’ve got a small camera and have thought of hanging it round my neck and going to secretly film the woman in the chip shop, but disguising it would be a problem, I suppose I could cut a small hole in the front of an old jacket for the lens to peer through, but it’d probably mask the auto-focus sensor..

And may i ask why a braggard such as yourself didn’t tell your family and friends that you got jailed for 3 months until after you got released?

One path only..:)
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But mate, we Christians have got every right to brag because we’re a cut above nonchristians because we’re God’s own children..:slight_smile:

“What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?..Come out from among them and be separate, says the Lord, I will be a Father to you, and you shall be my sons and daughters” (2 Cor 6:14-18 )
"As surely as the truth of Christ is in me, nobody..will stop
this boasting of mine" (2 Cor 11:10)

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Just FYI, when dealing with Ripcord, you should always keep this in mind:

Dunning-Kruger effect

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